Sister Mary Margaret Would Not Approve

You can have your Disney World, Dollywood, and Six Flags. James and I have found a theme park with a theme much more to our liking!

Love Land is in South Korea... and it's an adults only place filled with X-rated sculptures of couples (or more) in many, many positions. Just the sort of thing that appeals to us.

And these sculptures even let you get up close and personal!

Though I think we draw the line when sex starts involving satyrs.

It's the goat legs. Rather unseemly.

From what we've seen, every position in the Kama Sutra can be found here. That, and South Koreans might be really, really horny.

Of course, we've done this sort of thing with much larger audiences!

I remember that time you were arched just like this sculpture, Scarlett...

I wonder if they have rooms close by... just in case couples get inspired. Or if they let people get carried away with themselves on or around the sculptures....

Only one way to find out!

Musical Interludes: Get Tangled Up, You Tango On

It's been said that the tango is the vertical expression of a horizontal desire. We didn't actually write a tango moment into Same Time Tomorrow, but it's something we can keep in mind for the follow up. Our leading characters would no doubt enjoy the moment.

The music in this clip below will be familiar to you, even if you don't know the title, Por Una Cabeza. If you've seen True Lies or Scent Of A Woman, you've heard it before. Just listen to the music, and you'll get the idea why it's such a passionate dance.

So, in closing... have you ever done the tango? Or is this the sort of thing that would fit into your writing?

That Depends On Your Definition Of Safe Sex

It's spring (or so they say), and we thought we'd indulge in a bit of spring fever with some naughty humourous pics. Enjoy!

Musical Interludes: Could It Be Magic

Throughout Same Time Tomorrow, we have instances where music plays its part in the story. Our two characters, Chloe and Gabriel, first interact online, of all places, in a forum for Barry Manilow. Chloe is a fan, while Gabriel is not. At first, tempers flare between the two when Gabriel gets snarky. Then we moved things in another direction. That is a starting point for the two, and we thought for our first in an occasional series of blogs centred on music that we'd have a look at Mr. Manilow in concert. And so here we have one of his classics....

Without A Word: A Fool's Errand

Does The Easter Bunny Really See Everything We Do?

"My mom used to say that the reason Greek Easter was later was because then you get stuff cheaper." ~ Amy Sedaris

"I have always wanted a bunny and I'll always have a rabbit for the rest of my life." ~ Amy Sedaris

Granted, only one of those quotes has to do with Easter. The second one is, well, more to our theme.

Yes, darling, but a rabbit can be a girl's best friend when she's all by her lonesome.

Well, if the Easter Bunny really does see everything we do, Scarlett and I are kind of screwed.

And not in a good way.

It's Easter weekend, and we thought we'd give you an image blog. Enjoy, and comment! We love comments!

Now if you'll excuse us, we're going to make some creative and, well, erotic use of Easter chocolates.

It's not as if we'll be welcome at Easter luncheons. Not since last year and the incident at the mayor's official gathering.

For some reason the press never published the pictures.

A pity. We looked good on top of the piano, our clothes strewn about everywhere....

So Adult Pleasure Toys Can Do That Too?

A story in the newspapers in recent days caught our attention. Of course we had to comment on it. It seems that an entirely different purpose for a very handy adult pleasure toy has been found by of all things, a vocal coach at a Canadian university. David Vey, a professor in the drama department at the University of Alberta, has been using sex toys to massage the throats of actors and singers. And he’s gotten results.

It certainly brings some pleasant sounds from my vocal chords—usually when you're not around, of course. Don't look at me like that! I have to do something to, uh, entertain myself when you're away. Sometimes I even let you watch!

And I really like to watch! Now usually vibrators are used on... or in, other parts of the female body.

I've used mine on a few of my private parts....

I remember that all too well. Especially that time in the charity ball with all those people nearby. We’ll never be allowed near the Widows And Orphans Benefit again for that brazen display of lust we got ourselves into… Is it getting hot in here?

Apparently Professor Vey has found that the vibrations along the skin of the throat relax the tension and aggravation in the larynx. This helps an actor or singer to increase their performance on stage. And no doubt causes blushing when they first see the vibrator brought out.

Blushing? Why on earth would they blush?

Some people are shy for some inexplicable reason, goddess. I don’t know why; it puzzles me too.

Last year he brought it to Stratford in Ontario, home to a well renowned drama festival, and tried it out on the actors. Ley noted that the vibrator works along the same lines as a massage, relaxing the throat from the outside. After trying various massage machines, he happened on a sex shop, where he headed in a very different direction.

You called him “Ley” there, darling. A Freudian slip? Are you thinking you'd like to get “Leyed” right now?

I’m sure the good professor gets more than enough raised eyebrows at his name, particularly given his tools…. And yes, I’d like that very much.

The vibrator he’s using is, well, smaller than you might imagine. Just the size of a computer mouse, but it does the trick. It eases the tension in the throat, a big issue for an actor or a singer who has to go out on stage each night. Those who have worked with Professor Vey have quickly caught onto the idea, buying the sex toys themselves.

I'll bet not just for their throats!

Obviously not!

At least that’s the explanation they’re giving to family members coming across the sex toys. Not to mention their accountants at tax time. “I swear! It’s a deductible expense!”

Oh, sure....

Accountants just aren’t that generous. Maybe they’re not getting any.

Now if you’ll excuse us… we’re going to see what we can do about relieving tension and getting Scarlett’s vocal chords nice and relaxed. Among other body parts.