Recently one of our cohorts, Karla, wrote a blog entitled There's A Day For That. It played around with the various days of observances that are often dreamt of by a bureaucrat with too much time on their hands, a well meaning social association, or a wingnut with a loose grip on sanity.
Scarlett and I were thinking of other days of observance, the sort of thing we would designate. That is, when we weren't spending our time in carnal abandon, rolling around naked on the floor and....
Is it getting hot in here?
Anyway, here are some of our ideas.
Oral Sex Day, Tantric Sex Day...
Handcuffs Sex Day, Naked Twister Day, Safeword Day, Sauna Sex Day....
There's also Sex In The Opera Box Day. Sex In The Back Of A Limo Appreciation Day.
And let's not forget Sex At The Zoo Day. Let's have the animals being the ones watching for a change.
While we're at it, National Sixty-Nine Day, Doggy-style Day, Love A Dildo Day....
Scarlett! How naughty! And how sexy that is....
There's also International Deep Body Massage Day, and Vibrator Appreciation Day.
Let me think about this for a moment. How about National Orgy day?
Yes, we must have that put into official decree. I do like our concept of Voyeurism and Exhibitionism Day.
But then I love it when we show off...
Of course you do, darling. You are magnificent naked. Why would you not want to show off?
And you're a goddess in the buff.
Thank you, my love! I always like to hear I'm pleasing you.
How about Cybersex Day? Phone Sex Day?
Very fun, very fun indeed. Aside from that time Sister Mary Katherine picked up the extension at that bed and breakfast you were staying at. I think it's the last time either of us can stay at a country inn run by nuns.
Of course, you know there's always Sex In The Snow Day.
And Sex on the Beach Day. Role-playing Sex Day.
Sex At A Picnic Day.
And, in Karla's honor, Make It With A Muppet Day.