Tuesday, October 18, 2011

How James And Scarlett Got Lucky Suspended In Mid Air

There have been some rumors floating around about a stunt over in Switzerland recently. It seems a hot tub was suspended from a bridge in mid air for a couple of hours over a gorge. All so a couple of dozen people could have a hot tub party with lots of empty space beneath them.


The rumors going around have it that two of the partygoers had sex in the hot tub.

Well, the rumors are true.

Scarlett and I wanted to have a go at sex in unusual places.

After all, it was one of the few places we hadn't yet tried. And it was exihilirating! 

We've been thinking of other, well, exotic places we might do it next....

We liked having an audience too, but then we usually do like having an audience when we get frisky. Now I know what you're thinking. You look at that picture and your head starts spinning. Maybe you have a problem with heights.

I don't think anyone noticed, once we got started!

Didn't I tell you we should have our own public access cable channel?

All fornication, all the time. Scarlett and James give tips and explicit demonstrations on every conceivable sexual position there is.

Thanks to us, the Kama Sutra has to be updated!

 Well, darling, when they first wrote that... not to mention illustrated that magnificent book, the hot tub hadn't been invented yet. Let alone the idea of suspending one off a bridge just so two people could have sex.

I remember how our cries while we climaxed kept echoing off the gorge walls.

It was glorious!

I have to admit, though, that I contemplated scratching that woman's eyes out--the one who had the nerve to touch you while we were satisfying each other....

You and I are strictly look but don't touch where other people are concerned. I'm surprised you didn't toss her out of the hot tub.

People, it's not an audience participation thing... it's exhibitionism. There's a difference!

I would have tossed her out of the tub, had my hands not been otherwise engaged! Do some foolish women actually think they can have a go at what belongs to me?

And your hands were so...very engaged. Just the thought of it has me spinning.

Still, some people think there's a whole lot of fuss and bother into hanging a hot tub off a bridge so that a few people can lounge about and one couple can get completely carried away with themselves.

For the record? I really recommend hot tub suspended in mid air sex.

I do, as well--unwanted participants aside, it's a truly incredible way to enjoy each other! Much more so than, say, bungee jumping.

James, we should try bungee jumping in a double harness....

They can take their time winding us back up to the top. We'll keep ourselves occupied, won't we?

Oh, very slowly! We won't mind at all!

And maybe after that, we can do it in a hot air balloon. 

With cameras on board. We could turn it into a pay per view extravaganza.

What a wonderful idea! I don't suppose we could do it while hang gliding....

Goddess, that would take concentration and control... and when you and I get carried away with ourselves...

I didn't think it would work. *sighs*


  1. James! Scarlett! Behave yourselves!

    Oh, who am I kidding? They can't behave themselves.

  2. They can't help themselves. It's an obsession!

  3. William, you're wasting your breath . . . I mean words.

  4. I wish I could have seen how they constructed all that. Pulled up from the ground or lowered from the bridge? Had to be pulled up from the ground...HAD TO BE!!

    Damnit, I'm going to be wondering that all freaking day now!

  5. Oddly, Diane, that's the sort of thing I'd do. A bit of hot tub time suspended over a gorge? Sure, why not?

    Granted, most people might look at that pic and get queasy at the thought...

  6. I love this one. How imaginative. Double thrills. Wonderful job, guys.