"A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter." ~ Patricia Briggs
It's that time of year: the first day of summer and the longest day of the year. A time for sitting out on the terrace late into the night, swimming in the pool (we prefer skinnydipping). It's a time for barbecues, and for suntans (speaking of which, we really have to get some suntan oil on each other). So we thought we'd welcome the summer with a dash of humour.
So kick back and relax. Put your feet up, have a drink, and enjoy yourself.
However you enjoy yourself, obviously... is up to you!