Monday, September 19, 2011

Dana Butler's Great Underwear Challenge

The latest character from Same Time Tomorrow to accept the challenge is Chloe's friend and former colleague, Dana Butler. Dana's a bit of a firecracker, perpetually horny and uncensored....

1. What do you call your underwear/undergarments? Do you have any commonly used nicknames for them?

Thongs. That's what they are. And as sheer as possible. Want to see them?

2. Have you ever had that supposedly common dream of being in a crowded place in only your underwear?

Yes. Many times. Times Square, with a few hundred men. Unfortunately, I always wake before the orgy gets started.

3. What is the worst thing you can think of to make underwear out of?

Cotton. As in granny panties. I don't think Pussy would like them, either.


Yes. My pussy likes my panties because they're so soft against her fur.

Uh, way too much information!

* Dana laughs.*

Silly. Pussy is my cat. She likes to sleep in my lingerie basket.

4. If you were a pair of panties, what colour would you be?

Nude. Or black. Black is sexy.

5. Have you ever thrown your underwear at a rock star or other celebrity? If so, which one(s)? If not, which one(s) WOULD you throw your underwear at, given the opportunity?

I've thrown mine at every man I've ever known. How else are they going to check out the goods?

6. You're out of clean underwear. What do you do?

Go commando. I like going without panties, actually.

7. Are you old enough to remember Underroos? If so, did you have any? Which ones?

Yes  Superman. I liked having the Man of Steel on my butt.

I was six. I threw mine at a seven-year-old boy. I got a spanking for it.

The boy???

No, silly. My mother spanked me for running around outside with no panties! Now I have Underoos for big girls.

8. If you could have any message printed on your underwear, what would it be?


9. How many bloggers does it take to put panties on a goat?

A goat? Are you kidding? I'm not going to waste my expensive handmade  French lingerie  on some smelly goat!


  1. OMG! That was too funny! I can't wait to "meet" this character in your book!

  2. Oh, that's brilliant! I'm falling about laughing!

    Dana is indeed horny and uncensored, and I love the answers, particularly #2!

  3. She's going to get her own novel down the line.

  4. very funny, awesome way to promote your book!!!

  5. Oh wow. Is it bad I have a friend who reminds me of this character?

  6. OMG!!! This is hilareous. I died on two and seven.

  7. Mike, you do realize you have to tell us about your friend now, right?

  8. Mike, you know a Dana? How does Amy feel about that?