Monday, December 12, 2011

Dana on The REAL Sexiest Men Ever!

Who comes up with these stupid lists, anyway?

Now, I'm not saying People had it entirely wrong--there were some truly hot men on their list, but come on! They missed a lot of hotties, and I should know. I'm a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to the opposite sex. 

First off, I'm a sucker for a guy with an accent--Irish, Scottish, Aussie, French, Italian. I suppose it's because they all sound so much smarter than Americans, even if they're not. Maybe that's why I find Chloe's Gabriel so divine....

But I'm getting off track here, aren't I?

I adore Hugh Grant. Like a fine wine, he just gets better with age....

And Liam Neeson...

How about James McAvoy? Can't resist a Scotsman!

Hey...get out of here!

 That means you too--scat!

And Orlando Bloom!

Viggo Mortensen is sexy as Aragorn or as himself!

 What the...

Go away! Haven't you caused enough trouble?

The suave, sexy Colin Firth....

Of course, I do find some homegrown guys sexy, too, like Jeremy Renner....

That's NOT Jeremy Renner! How did those bears get in here? Gabriel--did you do this?

There's Jeremy...and he is HOT, HOT, HOT!

Then there's...wait a minute! This is NOT funny!

 I'm going to shoot all of you--do you hear me? You've made me forget what I was about to say!

Oh, not again! (Dana runs away, screaming....)


  1. Poor Dana! She just can't catch a break!

    I think nature's conspiring against her....

  2. Throughout the book, she's been the city girl who has embarrassing encounters with wildlife. Now they've followed her to this blog....

  3. I love the owl!!!

    I must admit, not too many of those guys make my "Hot" list...LOL

  4. Dana you have great taste, but watch out, I think you're going to get dive bombed by an eagle.

  5. Ha ha! I love how the animals are popping up here too. Lol. Well, I am such a sucker for Irish and British accents too. I really like James McAvoy, and I always had the hots for Hugh Grant until his whole hooker scandal. Yuck!

  6. Hahahahahahaha. Hate it when I try to make a list of hot people and animals keep popping up!

  7. The bears, coyotes, and owl think they rate as hot.