Sunday, October 30, 2011

Tricks, Treats, Tasty Snacks, And Exhibitionist Ghosts

Once more, Hallowe'en is upon us, and Scarlett and I have had tricks, treats, and costumes on our minds, haven't we, Goddess?

I'm more than willing to do a few tricks for you if you're willing to treat me, my master!

I love that trick you do with the disappearing coin. One moment it's there in that delightful spot between your breasts, and the next, it's gone. Dare I ask how you do that, or is that a magician's trade secret?

I could tell you, but if you spend enough time there, tracing that place with your tongue, you'll figure it out for yourself!

Darling, that sounds distinctly like a challenge!

As always with Hallowe'en, it's a big holiday for us. We do so enjoy getting dressed up in costume. Not quite as much as we like getting out of costume....

Now, be honest...I know you love my Naughty Nun costume! And I love it when you don Zorro's cape, hat, mask and boots...and nothing else. 

You just want to get your hands on my... sword.  And I like getting my hands underneath that nun costume....

Lover, if you were a Jedi Knight, you'd have the biggest lightsabre!

Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?

Last year we crashed the governor's Hallowe'en masquerade. What a night that was!

I thought going as Adam and Eve was a very original idea. All right, the fig leaves didn't cover everything....
More then we would have liked to walk around with. At least we were wearing domino masks. The crowd did start getting hot and bothered as we demonstrated original sin by the fireplace...

Oh, and the looks on their faces when they realized that wasn't a serpent....

The society matrons were gasping in shock. The paparazzi were taking pictures of us.

How could they blame us for getting carried away with ourselves? We're so irresistable to each other!

Of course we are. That's why this year, we're going to spend Hallowe'en alone, concentrating on treating each other. I bought several large jars of Nutella....

Now that's more then a treat! It'll be messy...  but a whole lot of fun. I'll look forward to licking that off your exquisite body. Just the thought of licking it off you gets me hot and bothered, baby....

We're going to cover each other with it, then slowly lick off every bit of it!

I can see you licking some of it off.... your favourite part of my anatomy.

If you're passing by our place on the 31st, and happen to hear a lot of moaning inside, that's not some ghostly sound effects thing we're doing to scare people off. That's us, getting naked and frisky.

Uh, sweetheart...they hear those sounds from our house ALL the time....
Quite true.

And about the matter of there being any ghosts in our house... they get entertained watching us engaging in our.... mating rituals.

Sometimes they even join us!

Spectral exhibitionists. Of course, they were doing this sort of thing back when they were alive. Anais Nin taught them a lot.

They're exhibitionists, too.

Happy Hallowe'en, everyone! Now, if you'll excuse us, we've got a container or two of Nutella to make good use of....

Tuesday, October 18, 2011

How James And Scarlett Got Lucky Suspended In Mid Air

There have been some rumors floating around about a stunt over in Switzerland recently. It seems a hot tub was suspended from a bridge in mid air for a couple of hours over a gorge. All so a couple of dozen people could have a hot tub party with lots of empty space beneath them.


The rumors going around have it that two of the partygoers had sex in the hot tub.

Well, the rumors are true.

Scarlett and I wanted to have a go at sex in unusual places.

After all, it was one of the few places we hadn't yet tried. And it was exihilirating! 

We've been thinking of other, well, exotic places we might do it next....

We liked having an audience too, but then we usually do like having an audience when we get frisky. Now I know what you're thinking. You look at that picture and your head starts spinning. Maybe you have a problem with heights.

I don't think anyone noticed, once we got started!

Didn't I tell you we should have our own public access cable channel?

All fornication, all the time. Scarlett and James give tips and explicit demonstrations on every conceivable sexual position there is.

Thanks to us, the Kama Sutra has to be updated!

 Well, darling, when they first wrote that... not to mention illustrated that magnificent book, the hot tub hadn't been invented yet. Let alone the idea of suspending one off a bridge just so two people could have sex.

I remember how our cries while we climaxed kept echoing off the gorge walls.

It was glorious!

I have to admit, though, that I contemplated scratching that woman's eyes out--the one who had the nerve to touch you while we were satisfying each other....

You and I are strictly look but don't touch where other people are concerned. I'm surprised you didn't toss her out of the hot tub.

People, it's not an audience participation thing... it's exhibitionism. There's a difference!

I would have tossed her out of the tub, had my hands not been otherwise engaged! Do some foolish women actually think they can have a go at what belongs to me?

And your hands were so...very engaged. Just the thought of it has me spinning.

Still, some people think there's a whole lot of fuss and bother into hanging a hot tub off a bridge so that a few people can lounge about and one couple can get completely carried away with themselves.

For the record? I really recommend hot tub suspended in mid air sex.

I do, as well--unwanted participants aside, it's a truly incredible way to enjoy each other! Much more so than, say, bungee jumping.

James, we should try bungee jumping in a double harness....

They can take their time winding us back up to the top. We'll keep ourselves occupied, won't we?

Oh, very slowly! We won't mind at all!

And maybe after that, we can do it in a hot air balloon. 

With cameras on board. We could turn it into a pay per view extravaganza.

What a wonderful idea! I don't suppose we could do it while hang gliding....

Goddess, that would take concentration and control... and when you and I get carried away with ourselves...

I didn't think it would work. *sighs*

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Six Sentence Sunday

It's been awhile since we've done one of these, and we're slightly cheating on the number of sentences, but indulge us... We're busy indulging each other.

These sentences come from recent work on Same Time Tomorrow...

“The momma was probably telling her cubs… observe closely, the mating habits of the human being.

He smiled. “A penny for your thoughts,” he said lightly.
She made a face. “In this economy? Better make it a quarter.”

“Well, Gabriel Miller, I believe you’re blushing,” she told him, breaking out into laughter.

"Perfect," Chloe responded, grinning. "I'm hardly a traditional bride." 

"Never use my middle name again."