Sunday, March 20, 2011

You Can Use Solar Power For What?

Darling James, a shop in Alabama has offered its customers a trade: solar-powered sex toys for their old, battery-powered ones....

Really, lover? I'm shocked that anyone in Alabama knows what solar power is. Now is that the sort of thing one wants lying out in the open where friends, family, or former teachers might happen to wander by and see it?

The punchline was that people in Alabama think if the sex toy is solar powered, they have to masturbate on the roof.

What a lovely image, Scarlett! Hillbillies getting off, while getting on the roof.

Yeah, I knew you'd like that one.

You know, it might be a punchline, but... it'll happen. Along with all of the public indecency charges that follow.

I'm sure it will. There are stories on the news all the time of men getting caught having sex with animals...or inanimate objects....

Ick!!! You know, if we have to get charged with public indecency, shouldn't we have that one special someone with us to share in the indecency charge? It's so much more fun that way.

One idiot got it stuck in the hole for the umbrella on a patio table....

How to explain that to the inlaws...

I could see the wife bringing her parents out to the patio and there's hubby with his dick stuck in the center of the table....

Oh, yes... "there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for this." Which, of course, leads to shrieks of horror, the dad-in law asking what the hell he was thinking, and divorce papers.


  1. I'm from the south (not Alabama though) and I do know what solar polar is. It's some of this other stuff I'm not too sure about. :)

  2. You should have seen some of the other sex toys....

  3. Very imaginative...or wait, is this based on actual experience?LOL.

  4. I am going to show my wife this. Of course, we're married so it will just gross her out.

  5. Aw, yes...public indecency...! Too bad I'm too old and too fat for anything like sounds like fun!

  6. ....and then there were the other divorce cakes!

  7. Beth, omg, I'm dying laughing! I've always wanted to do it in a semi-public place (sex, not masturbating!)

    This post just reminds how, like a new microwave, some lightbulbs, and a decent non-stick pan; I've also been meaning to buy some sex toys. It's just one of those things that I never get around to buying.

  8. I'll have to hide this post. Sweetman is rather inventive. This may give him ideas. It would be one more thing to add to my list of already things to do.