Tricks, Treats, And Double Entendres

Well, it’s that time of year again. Hallowe’en. When ghosts and goblins wander the streets, kids go off trick or treating, hoping they’ll get chocolate instead of stale lollipops.

And we get even more creative than usual with our role-playing games (which DON'T involve a computer)!

We’ll be busy. We managed to get an invite to a big masquerade ball. No, not at the governor’s mansion. They’ll never let us in there again, not after last year when we inadvertently caused a few heart attacks while being frisky and exhibitionist. Can you blame us?

It's not our fault most of them were stuffy old prudes who didn't know how to have a good time. Or maybe they were just so turned on, their pacemakers gave out!

Instead, we’re going to a big fundraiser. In fact, we’re donating our talents, something of a magic act. We call it The Astounding Disappearing Hallowe’en Costumes. You see, we start getting a little carried away with ourselves, and then things get, well, pleasurable.

And you've always been quite the magician when it comes to making my costumes disappear!

Have yourself a fun Hallowe’en. If you happen to be at Worthington Hall, you’ll get an eyeful. And then some. You might even find yourself inspired.

I know I will be! Why darling...is that your magic wand, or are you just happy to see me? *giggles*

A little bit of both!