Now, I'm not saying People had it entirely wrong--there were some truly hot men on their list, but come on! They missed a lot of hotties, and I should know. I'm a bit of a connoisseur when it comes to the opposite sex.
First off, I'm a sucker for a guy with an accent--Irish, Scottish, Aussie, French, Italian. I suppose it's because they all sound so much smarter than Americans, even if they're not. Maybe that's why I find Chloe's Gabriel so divine....
But I'm getting off track here, aren't I?
I adore Hugh Grant. Like a fine wine, he just gets better with age....
And Liam Neeson...
How about James McAvoy? Can't resist a Scotsman!
Hey...get out of here!
That means you too--scat!
And Orlando Bloom!
Viggo Mortensen is sexy as Aragorn or as himself!
What the...
Go away! Haven't you caused enough trouble?
The suave, sexy Colin Firth....
Of course, I do find some homegrown guys sexy, too, like Jeremy Renner....
That's NOT Jeremy Renner! How did those bears get in here? Gabriel--did you do this?
Then there's...wait a minute! This is NOT funny!
I'm going to shoot all of you--do you hear me? You've made me forget what I was about to say!
Oh, not again! (Dana runs away, screaming....)
