We Admit It: We Have Been Very Naughty This Year

Christmas Eve is upon us... and we'll be busy unwrapping our presents. By which we mean lying by the fire and stripping out of our clothing and having our way with each other. And doing a lot of things under the mistletoe that would shock Sister Mary Margaret.

Or get her wondering what on Earth she was thinking with that whole vow of chastity thing.

Merry Christmas! And be sure to have your attorney with you when you appeal Santa's appalling lack of presents.